Vinchy AI Review · Sweater

Here Comes Alice Distressed Striped Cotton Sweater

ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS's sweater release enters Vinchy's AI lab for a closer look at fabrication, fit, and care notes.

Tagged at $1,375, quality lands at 50/100, comfort at 80/100, and sustainability at 80/100 for discerning shoppers.

Price · $1,375
Quick take: Here Comes Alice Distressed Striped Cotton Sweater from ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS delivers 50/100 craftsmanship, 80/100 comfort, and 80/100 sustainability for sweater seekers.
  • Brand · ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS
  • Category · Sweater
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AI scorecard

What matters most for shoppers researching this piece right now.

Verdict: Here Comes Alice Distressed Striped Cotton Sweater by ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS balances 50/100 build, 80/100 wearability, and 80/100 responsibility—solid for sweater seekers wanting a rounded profile.
50 Quality

Craftsmanship, stitching, and long-term durability.

80 Comfort

Movement, breathability, and day-long wear.

80 Sustainability

Environmental impact and responsible sourcing.

Brand ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS
Price $1,375

Attribute deep dive

We break down what drove each score so you can weigh trade-offs.

Quality Analysis 50/100

This sweater is intentionally distressed and stained, suggesting a pre-worn aesthetic rather than inherent durability. The lightweight knit and "dry clean only" care further indicate it's not designed for rugged wear.

Comfort Assessment 80/100

This sweater, made from 100% cotton, is described as a "lightweight knit" and designed for a "slightly loose fit," suggesting a comfortable and non-restrictive feel. While the "distressed" and "stained" elements might imply a worn-in aesthetic, they don't inherently detract from the physical comfort of the garment.

Sustainability Impact 80/100

This "Here Comes Alice" sweater is crafted from 100% cotton, a natural fiber, which is a positive step towards sustainability. However, the description lacks further details on the cotton's origin or processing, such as organic certification or water-saving practices.

Measurement breakdown

Measurements across available sizes.

SizeBustShoulderSleeveBack Length
M112 cm55 cm47 cm60 cm
XL
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L
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S
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Garment details

Need-to-know info pulled from the retailer’s description, sizing notes, and care callouts.

Editor's Notes: Enfants Riches Déprimés' 'Here Comes Alice' sweater takes its name from the song by The Jesus and Mary Chain. It's knitted from cotton with faded stripes and stained and distressed all over.

Size & Fit: Fits true to size, however those who are between sizes should take the larger size Designed for a slightly loose fit Lightweight knit Model is shown wearing a M Model measures: chest 36"/ 92cm, height 6'2"/ 188cm View size guide

Details & Care: Ivory, green and marigold cotton 100% cotton Dry clean

Delivery and Returns: Find out more about our delivery options . Try items in the comfort of your own home. If they're not quite right, you've got 28 days to request an exchange or return and send them back to us. We'll collect them from your nearest UPS drop off point. Free returns are offered within 14 days of delivery.

Need-to-know
  • Brand: ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS
  • Category: Sweater
  • Price: $1,375
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