Asymmetric crystal-embellished stretch-jersey midi dress
SELF-PORTRAIT's dresses release enters Vinchy's AI lab for a closer look at fabrication, fit, and care notes.
Tagged at $700, quality lands at 60/100, comfort at 80/100, and sustainability at 60/100 for discerning shoppers.
- Brand · SELF-PORTRAIT
- Category · Dresses
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Quality Analysis 60/100
This dress is designed for glamour, not grit. The "dry clean" care instruction, without a durability justification, suggests a delicate construction that may not withstand frequent wear or harsh cleaning methods.
Comfort Assessment 80/100
This midi dress, crafted from stretch-jersey with 7% elastane, promises a comfortable, figure-hugging fit that moves with you. The stretchy fabric, despite being weighted and heavily embellished, ensures ease of movement for a glamorous party look.
Sustainability Impact 60/100
This dress is made from 93% polyester and 7% elastane, both conventional fossil-fuel synthetics without any mention of recycled content, which negatively impacts its sustainability score.
Measurement breakdown
Measurements across available sizes.
| Size | Bust | Waist | Sleeve | Length | Hip |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK 6 | 60 cm | 52 cm | 49 cm | 125 cm | 66 cm |
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Garment details
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Editors’ Notes: Self-Portrait's midi dress is covered in light-catching crystals, making it a fun and glamorous style for parties. It's made from pastel-yellow stretch-jersey for a figure-hugging fit and has a cutout asymmetric neckline and single sleeve. The ruched detail adds texture and leads to a dramatic split.
Editors’ Notes: Self-Portrait's midi dress is covered in light-catching crystals, making it a fun and glamorous style for parties. It's made from pastel-yellow stretch-jersey for a figure-hugging fit and has a cutout asymmetric neckline and single sleeve. The ruched detail adds texture and leads to a dramatic split.
Size & Fit: Fits true to size, take your normal size Designed for a close fit Weighted, heavily embellished, stretchy fabric Model is 175cm/ 5'9" and is wearing a UK 8 Model measurements: Bust: 81cm/ 32" Waist: 62cm/ 24.5" Hip: 89cm/ 35" View size guide
Details & Care: Pastel-yellow stretch-jersey Concealed hook and zip fastening at side 93% polyester, 7% elastane Dry clean
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